THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

Sancho the Stuntman

I like my hot cross buns with the chocolate chips. And the blood of my enemies.

landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

(Source: landorus, via whoredinarygirl)

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

(via aleatory-life)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via fake-mermaid)

0wenhart:

what the hell was 1997
  • me: [clicks on customize]
  • me: [opens 18 tabs]
  • me: [puts on hard-hat]
  • me: time to change my theme.

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via whoredinarygirl)

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

(via fake-mermaid)

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(Source: urbxngod, via timelesslyclassic)